DIVA DISASTER - YOU CALL THAT A MEATBALL?

Good Morning Chefs...

Let's recap...As you probably already know, Friday's posts are dedicated to a series, known as D.I.V.A Disasters.  They are short stories that talk about things that have gone wrong in my kitchen, whether it pertains to a specific dish or an food incident that occurred after the fact.

What is it with people?  I've eaten over friends' houses countless times; same goes for family, extended family and so forth...Never once did I ever, no matter what was served, criticize or judge the food.  I have to admit, there were a few times when I may have been a bit hesitant to dive right in, but regardless, I ate, with a very open mind.  I guess I am one of those people who take into consideration the time and effort that goes into making a home cooked meal. The person who cooked it, was proud enough to serve it and if not for anything else, out of respect, I will eat it. 

I wish I could say the same for many I know.  I invited a couple who I was friends with and her parents over for dinner one night.  Now, this is nothing new for me.  I love to entertain, I usually go all out, but this time was a little different since I was forewarned that her parents had simple taste (when it came to food).  I had asked what their favorite dish was and she said meatballs, with pasta or rice, whatever.  Okay so simple enough, this was a no-brainer. 

I spent the day making a home-made pasta sauce, beef based, using beef rib tips I had in the freezer.  I went light on the garlic, just in case.  I had 3 lbs of ground sirloin for my meatballs, made a huge salad and put out a tray of cheese and crackers, olives and the norm.  I went shopping that morning and purchased some fresh pasta from this little Italian grocery store, a loaf of artisan semolina bread and a small wrapped block of Pecorino Romano cheese.   Pecorino Romano cheese is my favorite.  It's firm, a little salty, is perfect for grating and it doesn't melt into a stringy mess.  It freezes nicely if cut up into smaller pieces...However, its pricey!

I spent the rest of the day preparing this meal, setting the table and seeing to every last detail.  Everything was ready and my company arrived.  All was going well, until I brought this beautiful platter to the table when the woman's mother blurted, "You call that a meatball?"...in an instant I could feel myself go pale. I didn't respond to her remark.  I acted as though I didn't hear it.

As if that weren't enough, she plopped down, nearly clearing the entire table, as the tablecloth caught hold of her chair, bringing the meatball platter almost directly to her.  Still mortified, though I remained without expression, I watched her take hold of the serving spoon, dig into my meatball platter, hold up a meatball and say to her husband, "look at this baseball!".  "I've never seen meatballs this big in my entire life!"  Ugh!  I very politely, moved the platter back into the center of the table and said, "the meatballs aren't over sized, perhaps you're used to the frozen kind that come in a bag."  She just looked at me and proceeded in conversation with the others.

My other guests couldn't stop raving, including her husband, who was "subtly" getting nudged by his wife, each time he complimented the food.  She allowed herself the freedom to throw out little digs here and there, mostly directed at the others' enjoyment.  Needless to say, she was never invited back.

Love and meatballs to you all.....

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